Aaaarrrrrrr Mayteees!!! We’re about to set sail for the faraway land known to some as San Fran Cisco, named after the Patron Saint of Thong Songs!!! I love that song – Yeearrrrrrr!!! Come and take a trip with me and my faithful shouldertoad “Crackers” while we attempt to ward off the scurvy by continually dancing. YARRRRRRRR!!!!