10 Things I Learned at Burning Man

1. I have absolutely the best friends in the world. That is not a fallacy.
2. A large gathering of nice, creative people can be a lot of fun.
3. It wasn’t as hot as I thought it was going to be (this year).
4. It wasn’t as gross as I thought it was going to be (this year).
5. I can never listen to progressive dubglitchstepcrankhop and die a happy person. And the Womp can suck it, especially at 9 AM.
6. Unplugging from the world is good.
7. Plugging into other things is also good.
8. Bass camp. As in the fish.
9. With enough bass you can vibrate white noise.
10. Moon Boots, much like Underoos, should always come in kid AND adult sizes.

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